Friday, January 28, 2011

****FML****




THESE ARE THINGS THAT I FUCKING HATE

1- THE SHOW GLEE
WHEN I HERE YOUNG PEOPLE AROUND ME TALK ABOUT THIS SHOW I WANT TO THROW UP ALL OVER MY SELF . TRIED WATCHING IT BUT ENDED UP TURNING IT OFF BECAUSE OH YA "I HAVE A LIFE" .
I WAS DJING A WEDDING A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND THE BRIDE AND GROOM STARTED TO SING THE FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO GLEE, I JUST CANT GET AWAY FROM IT I GUESS.PEOPLE GET TOGETHER AND THROW GLEE PARTIES, WHAT THE FUCK AND THEN THEY REALIZE HEY HOW COME I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ,HMMMMMMMMMM I DONT KNOW WHY .





2.JUSTIN BIEBER FANS

NOW I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THE BIEBER, HES COOL WORKED VERY HARD TO GET HIS SELF SINGED UP WITH USHER , SO FOR THAT I GIVE HIM THE UP MOST RESPECT. BUT HIS FANS ARE FUCKING CRAZYYYYYYYY, BIEBER FANS ARE NUTTS , CRYING AND THROWING FITS IN MALLS YELLING "OMG I LOVE YOU BIEBER" YOU KNOW WHAT BECAUSE THERE GIRLS I WILL LET IT PASS BUT WHEN I SEE GUYS THAT ARE 22 AND SPORTING THE BIEBER CUT I WANT TO SMACK THEM IN THE HEAD AND YELL WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FOOL. WHY CANT PEOPLE BE THERE SELVES AND CREATE THERE OWN IDENTITY.



FAT GIRLS IN SKINNY JEANS

NOW HOLD THE PHONE LADIES BEFORE YOU GET ALL UPSET IF YOU WEIGH 160TO 250 HEY YOU CAN PULL THEM OFF . BUT JESUS CHRIST IF YOU WEIGH 400 FUCKING POUNDS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING , DO NOT EVEN TRY TO PUT THOSE FUCKING THINGS ON , GO OUT TO PENNINGTONS AND LOOK FOR SOME CLASSY CLOTHES . ITS SIMPLE DRESS YOUR SIZE BELIEVE ME IT BETTER

Monday, January 24, 2011

****MOVIE REVIEW ON THE DILEMA****



SO LAST NIGHT I DECIDED TO GO SEE THE MOVIE THE DILEMA ,I SAW THE PREVIEWS ON TV AND THOUGHT THAT IT LOOKED PRETTY FUNNY. I MEAN THE MOVIE HAS VINCE VAUGHN AND KEVIN JAMES IN IT SO IT HAS TO BE FUNNY RIGHT. WELL LETS START BY TELLING YOU THE MOVIE IS DIRECTED BY RON HOWARD YES THE GUY FROM ***HAPPY DAYS *** AND HE HAS BROUGHT YOU GREAT MOVIES LIKE THE DA VINCI CODE , A BUITIFUL MIND, APOLLO 13 AND YES MY FAVOURITE MOVIE WILLOW. WELL IF YA HAVENT SEEN THE COMMERCIAL ITS YOUR BASIC STORY ABOUT A GUY WHO FINDS OUT THAT HIS FRIENDS WIFE IS CHEATING ON HIM AND HE IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO TELL HIM BUT CANT. IN THIS MOVIE VINCE VAUGHN IS RUNNING AROUND SPYING ON HIS FRIENDS WIFE TAKING PICTURES SO HE CAN SHOW HIS BUDDY (KEVIN JAMES) THE PROOF ABOUT HIS CHEATING WIFE. THIS MOVIE HAD ITS FUNNY PARTS BUT I FOUND IT LACKING IN SOME AREAS, VINCE VAUGHN WAS HALARIOUS IN SOME PARTS BUT DRY IN OTHER PARTS. ON THE OTHER HAND KEVIN JAMES CHARACTER WASNT THAT FUNNY , YOU END UP FEELING SAD FOR HIM NEAR THE END OF THE MOVIE AND I WAS FINDING IT HARD TO GET INTO HIS CHARACTER AT THE END OF THE MOVIE . WINONA RYDER PLAYS KEVIN JAMES CHEATING WIFE IN THE MOVIE AND I THINK SHE PLAYED A GREAT PART ,JENNIFER CONELLY IS VINCE VAUGHNS WIFE WHO IS A CHEF AND RUNS HER OWN KITCHEN. THE MOVIE HAS A CLEVER STORY BUT I FOUND DRAGGED ON TO LONG NOT ENOUGH LAUGH FACTOR IN IT . MY RATING OUT OF 10 I WOULD GIVE THIS MOVIE A 7.

*******7 STARS OUT OF 10

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

****WHAT STORIES DO YOU WANT ME TO COVER****




OK SO IT HAS COME TO THIS I AM LOOKING FOR SOME INTRESTING STORIES THAT I CAN POST ON MY BLOG IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEAS I.E( BAND INTERVIEWS ,DJ INTERVIEWS FASHION , INTERVIEWS POLITICAL INTERVIEWS OR CONCERNS PLEASE LET ME KNOW)

EMAIL ME AT

***** themnstrprty@gmail.com******


I promise to entertain all of my fans for 2011 .

Monday, January 10, 2011

WTF IS WITH TIM HORTONS CUPS LEAKING




OK SO THERE I AM DRIVING HOME THIS MORNING FROM SCHOOL AND LIKE ANY TYPICAL HAMILTON PERSON I STOPPED OFF AT A LOCAL TIM HORTON'S FOR A CUP OF JOE( COFFEE). AFTER I PAID FOR MY COFFEE AND LEFT THE DRIVE THREW I WENT TO TAKE MY FIRST SIP AND BAMMMM , COFFEE STARTED TO DRIP ALL OVER ME . WTF IS UP WITH TIM HORTON'S CUPS , THIS IS RIDICULOUS AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT THIS IS HAPPENING TO.



TIM HORTON'S IS A MULTI MILLION $ BUSINESS WHY CAN'T THEY INVEST IN BETTER CUPS AND LIDS. I KNOW WHY (****CAUSE THEY ARE CHEAP AND DON'T CARE****).

MC DONALD'S ON THE OTHER HAND ARE KICKING ASS WITH THERE COFFEE CUPS , HERE'S A COMPANY THAT HAS THERE COFFEE AND COFFEE CUPS LOCKED DOWN.

1. MC DONALD'S HAVE STUDIED THE ART OF THE NON-DRIP LID AND HAVE INVESTED MORE MONEY INTO NOT HAVING HOT SCOLDING COFFEE SPILL ON YOUR ***CLEAN CLOTHES***

SO I GIVE 1 STAR * TO MC DONALD'S AND NO STARS 0 TO TIM HORTON'S

2. *****FREE COFFEE ***** YES THAT'S RIGHT EVERY COUPLE MONTHS MC DONALD'S WILL HAVE A 3 WEEK PROMO WHERE THEY GIVE OUT FREE COFFEE'S TO THERE CUSTOMERS. I ALWAYS HIT THESE PROMOS UP , TO BE HONEST THERE COFFEE IS PRETTY DAM GOOD.

SO IM GIVING MC DONALD'S 5 STARS ***** FOR THERE COFFEE AND PROMOTIONS FOR CUSTOMERS

AND FOR THE CANADIAN GOLD MINE ( TIM HORTON'S) IM TAKING AWAY 5 STARS FROM THEM SO THAT BEING SAID HERE ARE THE FINAL RESULTS.


MC DONALD'S +6 STARS ******

TIM HORTON'- 5 STARS

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO TIM HORTON'S JUST REMEMBER THIS ONE THING

******WHAT THE FUCK HAS TIM HORTON'S DONE FOR ME******

HERE IS A RELEASE I FOUND ON MC DONALD'S PROMOTION BACK IN 2009 ABOUT THERE FREE COFFEE

http://www.mcdonalds.ca/en/news/releases/release_Apr-20-2009.aspx